Space Pirate Gang

The Space Pirate Gang are a gang of pirates only mentioned. However, concept art for them exists, and it is shown here on the right. Their job is to allow you to Rebirth.

About
The Space Pirate Gang consists of three members: Timber McGee, Mac Mcllroy and Eiten McRee. Timber and Mac are male but Eiten is an attack helicopter. They drive a ship called The S.S. New Army. This ship runs off of Growth. This ship has a humongous cannon that Eiten likes to fire at people who don't give them Growth. The humongous cannon will kill anything instantly and ignores gravity, but it requires very good aim, which is what Eiten has. Timber built the boat when he was 14. They are storing the Growth in big barrels called Growth Barrels. They have a dog called Remington which spits out the large cannonballs used in the cannon.

Conspiracy Theory
The Space Pirate Gang are rumoured to be evil. It is strange that they have a huge cannon. Rumours hear of people being blown up by Eiten's cannon.